There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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