I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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