Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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