I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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