Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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