dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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