we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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