The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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