I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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