Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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