Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
