i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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