Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We are all done wearing pants today
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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