Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
