so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's never too late to be topless.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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