bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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