btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You can make out without kissing
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