Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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