Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
