if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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