i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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