woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
