he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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