I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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