well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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