But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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