THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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