she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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