there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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