i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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