nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
