I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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