Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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