im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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