He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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