We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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