told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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