Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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