Whats the glycemic index on semen?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She just used a chaser for red wine.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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