good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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