margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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