does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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