Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
operation harelip BJ is a go
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
