he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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