your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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