Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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