you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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