after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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