I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
