We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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