if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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